Legal Notice

This is a work of fiction written in the tradition of the Blair Witch project because I got noth’n better to do. Your clue that this is a fictional work is that the main characters are invisible. The world is not going to end. Bankers are good people. And Texas will never declare its independence. So relax. The author is just intellectually bored to death with the status quo and spends countless hours making either utterly ridiculous or truly meaningless connections between otherwise completely unrelated things to scare you into thinking something bad is about to happen. IT’S ALL A LIE. GO BACK TO SLEEP. Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.